Somebody Help Me 

I need help for two reasons.

1. There’s a bank robber on the loose in my neighborhood. Actually, there are multiple bank robbers on the loose. All day there has been helicopters and police planes circling overhead and my street and all adjacent streets are flooded with police cars. There are police dogs, very large guns and bullet proof vests. Oh my.

2. All my birthday celebrations are making my pants tight. Four cakes, people, four cakes. And just about that many rich, delicious and heavy meals. Here’s a recap of all the belated birthday lovin’ that’s taken place in the last 24 hours.

Now I’m off to watch Heist to take advantage of the real-life bank robbery ambiance we have here. Surround sound?